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Sgt. Relativity's Furniture got Stolen

from Car Trouble by Vortex Remover

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Sgt. Relative's relatives were visiting
Sgt. Relativity had company
Sgt. Relative's relatives were visiting
Sgt. Relativity had company
They drove into town in a station wagon
They flew to his tower on a station dragon
When he went to sleep he dreamed about a glass of hair
When he went to bed they stole his chair
Sgt. E = MC squared was not prepared
For the shock of chair that's no longer there

Sgt. Relative's relatives were visiting
Sgt. Relativity had company
Sgt. Relative's relatives were visiting
Sgt. Relativity had company
They drove into town in a station wagon
They flew to his tower on a station dragon
When he went to sleep he dreamed about a Vlasic Pear
When he went to bed they stole his chair
Sgt. E = MC squared was not prepared
For the shock of chair that's no longer there

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from Car Trouble, released December 22, 2018

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